From the Desk of John Romaniello
Head Zombie Killer
And if YOU have even half a brain… you’ll read and heed this urgent warning – and make damn sure you’re prepared for the coming zombie apocalypse.
Here’s the scary story:
All evidence–and by evidence, we mean “movies”—suggests that at some point in the very near future, there will be an outbreak of infection on a massive scale.
This sickness will be characterized by fever, internal hemorrhaging, and extreme weakness. All cases will prove to be fatal; but that’s not the worst part…
Evidence shows that the threat from this great epidemic is not just death, but undeath–in other words, those who die from this disease will rise shortly after with an insatiable taste for flesh, blood, and braaaaaains.
That’s right. Zombies.
You’ll need to be prepared to run away from them, or kill them in hand-to-hand combat.
Otherwise you simply will not survive! Or, even worse, you’ll join their ranks as a zombie – for eternity, or until someone who is actually prepared bashes your zombie-skull in.
And when I say “prepared” — that’s exactly what I’m about to teach you.
Remember, zombies are relentless. They have no feelings, no compassion. No soul!
They won’t stop until your brains are in their belly.
So what are you going to do?
The zombie workout is the one and only workout specifically designed to help you survive and thrive during the coming zombie apocalypse – duh!
Seriously though, this kick ass program is designed with the most cutting-edge training principles in mind. Not only will it help with accelerated fat loss, but it also is a great conditioning program.
It’s the kind of program we might put an action star through – someone whose livelihood depends on being able to survive a zombie apocalypse on the big screen. From conditioning and endurance… to strength and agility.
Even the most gruesome and relentless zombies won’t stand a chance.
You can outrun them, outmaneuver them, outfight them. You’ll have the requisite strength to toss them around, or bash their brain-eating skulls in!
Worst case scenario, you complete this program and there isn’t a zombie apocalypse, you’re still in great shape. Well, actually, that’s probably the best case scenario.
The absolute worst case scenario is much scarier… the zombie apocalypse happens and you’re not prepared!
First and foremost, the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout is a 12 week program that is going to sculpt you into a hardcore badass.
With your body tough and hard and strong — you’ll be able to live off the land or fight off attackers, no matter what happens.
It’s also going to make you fitter in every sense of the word.
Whether you need to sprint away from a zombie, run long distance, or simply run circles around them – you’ll be ready.
Either way, if somehow the Zombie Apocalypse doesn’t happen in the next 3 months… you’ll be in the absolute best shape of your life.
You’ll laugh at those with “relaxed” fitness goals and results…
And if the Apocalypse ever comes, you’ll have the last laugh.
Best of all…
It completely debunks what practically all “sanctioned” fitness instructors are still teaching to guys like you. I’m talking about “dirty little secrets” like…
More specifically, you’ll discover…
You’ll even discover how to quickly infuse every muscle in your body with raw power needed to explode through any workout, anytime. It’ll be automatically “installed” in your body and there for you to access whenever you need it – whether it’s a monster workout… or…well… beating up monsters.
This instant way to “power up” your muscles is crucial in survival situations, and is one of the many things you’ll get as part of the Zombie Apocalypse program.
These lessons and the 4 simple phases are perfect for anyone looking to transform their bodies, rescue the hotties from evil zombies – and most importantly – STAY ALIVE.
Here’s how it works:
Rule #1 from the epic “documentary” Zombieland is cardio – and we’ve got you covered on that front.
Follow the process we teach you so that you are ALWAYS in better shape than the zombies marauding after you, trying to eat your brains.
And we’re not talking about being able to escape and outrun your old school, slow moving zombies – we’re talking about getting you in shape enough to survive the supremely athletic 28 Days Later, Dawn of the Dead type zombies. Simply put – as fast as they are, you will be faster.
Not only faster, but quicker, more explosive, more agile. And as much endurance as they have – you will have more.
Remember, most so-called “cardio” that’s being taught out there is BS. Walking on a treadmill or a stairclimber machine doesn’t help much…
This is about the kind of explosive, versatile cardio you can actually USE in an emergency situation…
No – not really, but this phase will help you be able to climb walls and escape your zombie pursuers with ease.
Fortunately, your zombie adversaries still haven’t quite figured out how to climb walls, and with this portion of the workout, you’ll be prepared to exploit that weakness, so that you can humiliate them in front of their zombie girlfriends.
But in all seriousness, here is where you’ll discover how to gain total command over your body and perform feats of strength that make other guys (zombies included) drool with envy.
It goes way beyond mastering your “body weight” with exercises you might find in other systems…
Best of all, this step-by-step plan for exploding your relative strength works in the gym and against zombies.
Someone is going to leave a door open. Or hide that they were bitten.
At that point – you are going to find yourself face to face with zombies, with no escape route.
If you are weak, if you are out of shape, you will not survive, and that is why this phase was put into the program. It’s designed to give you absolute bone-crushing strength that’s undeniable.
Every part of your body with be brimming with power. You’ll feel it, and the confidence that feeling gives you is almost scary…
It’s so much more than just being able to annihilate the heads of your zombie enemies.
You’ll have all the strength you ever need to push through ANY survival situation.
You might run into other sorts of mutant creatures – zombie dogs, huge zombie overlords, you name it!
This final phase will help you take that next step so that not only will you be able to annihilate your regular, run-of-the-mill zombie, you’ll even be able to take on the zombie overlord, should he present himself.
Instead of running in fear, you will laugh as you crush his skull, and ultimately save the world.
I guess what I’m saying is, if you complete this program, you not only be able to survive the zombie apocalypse, you will be able to fight it, even save the world. Maybe.
But just imagine how it will feel having your name in the future history books as the man (or woman) who ended the zombie apocalypse single handedly – just because you were that badass of an athlete? Pretty awesome, right?
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout is an advanced training system that turns you into a hero that can kickass — both now, and in the “end of the world” type situations.
You’ll be strong, fit, explosive and ready for anything, anytime.
Not only that, I’ve been on ABC, Good Morning America and other major TV programs…
I also authored a New York Times bestseller called Engineering the Alpha–a book for which I was paid a 7-figure advance.
I say none of this to brag, mind you. Just to show you that my stuff WORKS.
From packing 20 pounds of muscle onto a skinny vegetarian, to getting a life long couch potato to lose up to 83 pounds in just 24 weeks, I’ve spent the last 10 years helping people change their lives and bodies. And in turn, getting them in the best shape of their lives so that they CAN survive any and all coming catastrophes, especially the zombie apocalypse.
When I first heard of the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout I hesitated. Apparently the thought of training with the image of brain hungry, super fast zombies chasing me around was not exactly appealing; but I took up the challenge anyways, and am glad I did. This program provides just the right balance between heavy lifting, and endurance training; something that many strength programs lack. Within the first three weeks there was a noticeable improvement in my stamina. Pull-ups became easier, my MPH has increased, and I was able to lift heavier weight than before.
I could only wish the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout was available when I was just entering the mud racing world, but even now it turned out to be incredibly effective – My body is tighter, stronger, and faster. It is safe to say that I am, in fact, in the best shape of my life.
Luckily, in the 4 weeks I decided to give this program a try, I managed to avoid any major cardiac events. On a more serious note, I was able to maintain strength and even increase it on my front squat, while expanding my cardio capacity in a way that was enjoyable, challenging, and ALWAYS novel and fresh.
The Zombie Apocalypse program was easy to stick with and did exactly what it was supposed to do – it improved my cardio a ton, got me a bit stronger, and most importantly, kept me coming back by making things fun and easy. It’s just a straight-up fun program. I highly recommend it if you’re looking to drop fat, increase cardio capacity, or just make it easier to get around.
Now, before I tell you how to get started — let me clarify something:
I know that sounds bad. But hey, it’s survival of the fittest. If a zombie is busy munching on the next guy’s brains – he won’t be able to chase you and me.
Our chances of survival go up!
So I want to make sure only select number of guys who truly “get” this are able to receive this program. The kind of guys I want to survive the Apocalypse and actually be able to hang out with after everything goes down.
If you’re one of those guys… and you’re really serious about taking your strength, fitness, fat loss, and stamina to a truly ridiculous level… then I want you onboard with me.
However, if you’re NOT serious and you’re just going to let this program sit on your shelf, or your desktop, please think twice before clicking the “add to cart” button.
Because chances are, you’ll be taking the spot of another guy who would actually USE this process to get in freaky good shape — and survive the Apocalypse.
In fact, because of my media appearances, the books I’m writing and the programs I’m developing — I often turn away guys offering me five-figure offers for personal coaching and training.
To hire either Rog or myself out—even for just one hour—would easily run you up to TEN TIMES the cost of what we’re asking…
In other words, the value you get here for just $47 is insane.
Especially when you consider that transforming your body over the next 90 days with this program is JUST barely over one dollar per day.
That’s about what many people pay for a sugary, fatty latte each day – a beverage that does the opposite of what we’re going to help you achieve in this program.
Remember: In an economy like this one, it really is getting tougher and tougher to find such a detailed, cutting-edge program at such an incredibly low price…especially when it’s backed by a 60-Day No-Questions-Asked FULL REFUND.
Especially one that might just someday save your life!
It’s clear that if you’re going to be one of the few who survives the Zombie Apocalypse…
You’ll need the requisite speed, agility, strength and stamina that only few people have.
And it should also be clear that YOU MUST BEGIN NOW.
I’ll show you the fastest ways to get your body into freaky good shape — but it’s not going to happen overnight. And given that the Zombie Apocalypse could hit us at any time, you really need to get started right away…
The longer you wait, the less likely you’ll be prepared.
And the MORE likely you’ll be one of those unlucky people lying on the ground, dead, with your brain half-eaten and splattered all over the floor…
Remember, I’ve already told you that Rog and I stand by the effectiveness of this program 100% and we’re backing it up with a 60-Day no questions asked money back guarantee, making this a COMPLETELY RISK-FREE offer for you.
I will also make you another guarantee – this system will do nothing for you and will not change your life if YOU DO NOT USE IT.
So there are two ways you can go here:
Not only will you be able to live through the coming zombie apocalypse – being able to handle all physical scenarios that that brings – but, worst case (or, I should say, best case) scenario, the zombie apocalypse DOESN’T happen
And you still are in incredible shape, and look amazing.
This program contains some of the most advanced, most efficient training techniques I’ve discovered in over a decade on the front lines of the fitness industry.
I live on the cutting-edge and everything you’ll find here is not only tested and proven with me — it’s stuff I’ve seen work time and time again with my clients and students.
With the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout — you’ll have everything at your fingertips — all the tools you need to explode your strength, stamina and sculpt your body…
Fit now, and ready for any that happens in the future.
On the other hand — you could ignore everything I’ve said…
Your second alternative is to simply not do anything – to NOT prepare for the coming apocalypse, and hope for the best.
But can you honestly say that — RIGHT NOW — you’re in good enough shape to survive the end of the world?
If you’re not… I can promise you, things will end badly!
You could easily finish your life being torn apart by the undead, only to rise from the grave and eat your family. And friends. And everyone else. You might end up eating your own parents – which is disgusting.
Do you really want to be that guy?
So again, it comes down to two choices — spend 44 cents per day for the next 3 months to get into the best shape of your life… sculpt your body… explode your strength and stamina…
AND be ready for the end of the world… or…
You can do nothing, not have the body you want, and risk having your brain eaten alive by a disgusting zombie.
Hmmm… pretty easy choice if you ask me.
I feel we’ve already been through a lot in our short time together.
You’ve seen how most people are simply not prepared for the possibility of a Zombie Apocalypse…
You’ve seen what it takes to be prepared, and how YOU can get the kind of lean, ripped body with all the strength and stamina you need to survive and thrive in any situation…
PLUS, you’ve seen why the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout is the simplest, fastest, most affordable way to transform your entire body, in the shortest amount of time…
Now, my friend, the choice is yours.
You know you risk nothing and you know that the cost is paltry compared to everything you stand to gain.
So… you can either do nothing while zombies prepare for their hostile takeover…
…or you can immediately join me and Rog and get in the best shape of your life, WITHOUT all the boring, outdated fitness techniques and exercises that never really work!
…only one of these two choices makes sense…
That’s up to you.
I look forward to having you as an Zombie Apocalypse Survival member…
And maybe even having a drink with you after the world has ended and we’re the only ones left.
I’ll see you on the other side.
Creator and ZSE,
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout
P.S. With our 60-day, 100% money back guarantee, there is no risk to you - if at any time you feel that this program is not right for you, then you can return it for a prompt and courteous refund, no questions asked.
And we will wish you the best of luck in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. No hard feelings.
P.P.S. Seriously, if you don’t go through this program for the coming apocalypse, I make no guarantees on your ability to survive. It is very unlikely you will make it.
If you’re like most fitness enthusiasts, your workouts are simply NOT getting you ready for the disaster that could come at any moment. And frankly, that scares me!
So I urge you: With no risk and so much to gain… click the “add to cart” button and take action by starting your preparation… everything you need is included in the Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout.
The Zombie Apocalypse Survival Workout is the only guide specifically designed to take you from what you are now (zombie bait) to what you need to be (an unyielding slayer of the undead) when all hell breaks loose.
The program works so quickly due to how it’s structured. Each workout you’re focusing on developing attributes that are absolutely critical to your survival – things like strength, endurance and high-intensity conditioning. By covering all these qualities during each of the unique phases, you make sure you’re able to call upon any of them at a moments notice.
You can bet your life that it will!
We take your survival very seriously. The more capable, zombie-ready people we have in this world when the time comes , the better the chances of us all returning to a sense of normalcy.
This workout is for anyone who has a zest for life and wants to make sure that theirs doesn’t come to an untimely end when they could have prevented it. Besides, we need both sexes to repopulate the planet afterward.
Absolutely! The workouts are designed to meet you where you are. You start where you’re most comfortable and then progress forward at a pace that best suits you. You control the intensity.
While some of the workouts utilize barbells, a large majority of the program is based around bodyweight and dumbbell exercises. For the exercises requiring a barbell, you can also replace them with dumbbell or bodyweight alternatives.
At the end of the day, you’ll still be able to maximize your chances of survival without feeling like you’re missing out.
The Zombie Apocalypse Workout is intense in nature – as it should because your life depends on it – but that doesn’t mean that you have to be a fitness all-star to even begin.
The best part about this program is that you’re starting NOW. Even if you’re a beginner, take it slow initially and become comfortable with both the exercises and how hard you can push yourself. As you get better, you’ll be able to do better. – simple as that. We were all beginners at some point.
This is the simplest question of all. If you feel that this guide didn’t prepare your body to survive a zombie-infested world with complete confidence, then it’s free. No questions asked.
Seriously. No question asked. That’s just the way it works.
Let me just put it this way: I know the impact this program has had on me and my clients, and I know its value. I’m confident that anyone who follows it will get results. Period.
And so I offer a completely awesome and totally bullet-proof 60 day guarantee for a refund. No tricks, no loopholes. No hard feelings.
I’ll give you a full 60 days to try the program and if at the end of it you feel it wasn’t effective, you get every penny back. It’s that simple.
I’m so confident in The Zombie Workout that I can do this, because I know the program flat out works.
Test it for yourself. Experience the results for yourself. And if it’s not everything I’ve told you it is, I’ll give you a full refund and allow you to keep the entire system just for giving it an honest try.